2026 Short Porch Angry Troll Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat

Activate Your 180-Day Bat Warranty You must register your bat within 30 days of purchase to activate coverage. The warranty registration card is attached to your bat — or you can register and review full warranty terms here. Angry Troll — Hit Hard. Stay Angry. Fear Nothing. The 2026 Short Porch Angry Troll Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat wasn't built to play nice. It's engineered for hitters who step into the box looking to do damage — and expect their bat to deliver the power, control, and confidence to make it happen. Built for a Massive Sweet Spot and Heavy Barrel Power Its 12.5-inch barrel packs an oversized sweet spot into a compact, responsive profile, giving you a massive hitting surface without sacrificing barrel control. A .5 oz endload adds concentrated power through the zone, helping this loaded USSSA slowpitch bat generate the heavy barrel momentum needed to drive the ball with authority. Dual Distribution Technology (DDT) At its core is Short Porch's Dual Distribution Technology (DDT). This advanced weighting system strategically distributes mass throughout the bat to create a smoother transition, better control, and devastating force at contact. You get the benefit of an endloaded power bat without a sluggish or unbalanced feel. 2-Piece Aramid Construction The 2-piece Aramid construction is built for strength, responsiveness, and performance. Its zero-flex handle creates an incredibly solid connection between your hands and the barrel, while eliminating unwanted vibration and sting. The result is a firm, confident feel — even when contact isn't perfect. Powerful. Controlled. Unforgiving. The Angry Troll is made for players who don't just want to reach the fence — they want to make the entire field nervous. Shop the full Short Porch slowpitch lineup to find your matchup. Specifications Barrel Length 12.5 inches, oversized sweet spot Construction 2-piece Aramid Endload .5 oz Technology Dual Distribution Technology (DDT) Handle Zero-flex, zero vibration Certifications USSSA, NSA, ISA Weights Available 25.5 oz, 26.5 oz, 27.5 oz Warranty 180 days (register within 30 days of purchase) Certified for USSSA, NSA & ISA Slowpitch Leagues USSSA Certified NSA Certified ISA Certified Ready for league and tournament play, the Angry Troll is fully certified for USSSA, NSA, and ISA slowpitch softball. Browse the complete USSSA slowpitch bats collection or view all slowpitch softball bats to compare loaded and balanced options before you buy. Frequently Asked Questions What size barrel does the Angry Troll have? The Angry Troll features a 12.5-inch barrel with an oversized sweet spot, giving you a massive hitting surface in a compact, responsive profile without sacrificing barrel control. Is the Angry Troll an endloaded or balanced bat? The Angry Troll is a loaded USSSA slowpitch bat with a .5 oz endload, adding concentrated power through the hitting zone for hitters who want heavy barrel momentum. If you prefer a lighter swing, check out the Short Porch Scared Summer Series balanced USSSA slowpitch bat instead. What is Dual Distribution Technology (DDT)? DDT is Short Porch's advanced weighting system that strategically distributes mass throughout the bat. It smooths the swing transition, improves control, and delivers devastating force at contact — giving you endloaded power without a sluggish, unbalanced feel. What certifications does this bat meet? The Angry Troll is USSSA, NSA, and ISA certified, making it legal for most USSSA, NSA, and ISA slowpitch softball leagues and tournaments. Always confirm your specific league's bat rules before use. What weights is the Angry Troll available in? This bat is available in 25.5 oz, 26.5 oz, and 27.5 oz, so you can choose the swing weight that best matches your strength and swing speed. How do I activate my warranty? You must register your bat within 30 days of purchase to activate the 180-day warranty. Use the registration card attached to your bat, or register and review full warranty details on our warranty information page. Explore More Short Porch USSSA Slowpitch Bats Looking for another option before you commit? Check out these related Short Porch USSSA slowpitch bats: • 2026 Short Porch Blackout X USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat • 2026 Short Porch DDT Scared After Dark Series USSSA Slowpitch Bat • 2025 Short Porch Blueberry Jawbreaker Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Bat • 2026 Short Porch Fat Guy BP Blackout Loaded USSSA Softball Bat • Shop the entire Short Porch collection