{"product_id":"2026-short-porch-angry-troll-loaded-usssa-slowpitch-softball-bat","title":"2026 Short Porch Angry Troll Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat","description":"Activate Your 180-Day Bat Warranty\n\nYou must register your bat within 30 days of purchase to activate coverage. The warranty registration card is attached to your bat — or you can register and review full warranty terms here.\n\nAngry Troll — Hit Hard. Stay Angry. Fear Nothing.\n\nThe 2026 Short Porch Angry Troll Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat wasn't built to play nice. It's engineered for hitters who step into the box looking to do damage — and expect their bat to deliver the power, control, and confidence to make it happen.\n\nBuilt for a Massive Sweet Spot and Heavy Barrel Power\n\nIts 12.5-inch barrel packs an oversized sweet spot into a compact, responsive profile, giving you a massive hitting surface without sacrificing barrel control. A .5 oz endload adds concentrated power through the zone, helping this loaded USSSA slowpitch bat generate the heavy barrel momentum needed to drive the ball with authority.\n\nDual Distribution Technology (DDT)\n\nAt its core is Short Porch's Dual Distribution Technology (DDT). This advanced weighting system strategically distributes mass throughout the bat to create a smoother transition, better control, and devastating force at contact. You get the benefit of an endloaded power bat without a sluggish or unbalanced feel.\n\n2-Piece Aramid Construction\n\nThe 2-piece Aramid construction is built for strength, responsiveness, and performance. Its zero-flex handle creates an incredibly solid connection between your hands and the barrel, while eliminating unwanted vibration and sting. The result is a firm, confident feel — even when contact isn't perfect.\n\nPowerful. Controlled. Unforgiving. The Angry Troll is made for players who don't just want to reach the fence — they want to make the entire field nervous. Shop the full Short Porch slowpitch lineup to find your matchup.\n\nSpecifications\n\nBarrel Length\n12.5 inches, oversized sweet spot\n\nConstruction\n2-piece Aramid\n\nEndload\n.5 oz\n\nTechnology\nDual Distribution Technology (DDT)\n\nHandle\nZero-flex, zero vibration\n\nCertifications\nUSSSA, NSA, ISA\n\nWeights Available\n25.5 oz, 26.5 oz, 27.5 oz\n\nWarranty\n180 days (register within 30 days of purchase)\n\nCertified for USSSA, NSA \u0026amp; ISA Slowpitch Leagues\n\nUSSSA Certified NSA Certified ISA Certified\n\nReady for league and tournament play, the Angry Troll is fully certified for USSSA, NSA, and ISA slowpitch softball. Browse the complete USSSA slowpitch bats collection or view all slowpitch softball bats to compare loaded and balanced options before you buy.\n\nFrequently Asked Questions\n\nWhat size barrel does the Angry Troll have?\n\nThe Angry Troll features a 12.5-inch barrel with an oversized sweet spot, giving you a massive hitting surface in a compact, responsive profile without sacrificing barrel control.\n\nIs the Angry Troll an endloaded or balanced bat?\n\nThe Angry Troll is a loaded USSSA slowpitch bat with a .5 oz endload, adding concentrated power through the hitting zone for hitters who want heavy barrel momentum. If you prefer a lighter swing, check out the Short Porch Scared Summer Series balanced USSSA slowpitch bat instead.\n\nWhat is Dual Distribution Technology (DDT)?\n\nDDT is Short Porch's advanced weighting system that strategically distributes mass throughout the bat. It smooths the swing transition, improves control, and delivers devastating force at contact — giving you endloaded power without a sluggish, unbalanced feel.\n\nWhat certifications does this bat meet?\n\nThe Angry Troll is USSSA, NSA, and ISA certified, making it legal for most USSSA, NSA, and ISA slowpitch softball leagues and tournaments. Always confirm your specific league's bat rules before use.\n\nWhat weights is the Angry Troll available in?\n\nThis bat is available in 25.5 oz, 26.5 oz, and 27.5 oz, so you can choose the swing weight that best matches your strength and swing speed.\n\nHow do I activate my warranty?\n\nYou must register your bat within 30 days of purchase to activate the 180-day warranty. Use the registration card attached to your bat, or register and review full warranty details on our warranty information page.\n\nExplore More Short Porch USSSA Slowpitch Bats\n\nLooking for another option before you commit? Check out these related Short Porch USSSA slowpitch bats:\n\n• 2026 Short Porch Blackout X USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat\n\n• 2026 Short Porch DDT Scared After Dark Series USSSA Slowpitch Bat\n\n• 2025 Short Porch Blueberry Jawbreaker Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Bat\n\n• 2026 Short Porch Fat Guy BP Blackout Loaded USSSA Softball Bat\n\n• Shop the entire Short Porch collection","brand":"Sports Performance Park","offers":[{"title":"25.5oz","offer_id":58562150236534,"sku":"Short Porch Angry Troll-USSSA-25.5","price":134.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/6640\/0374\/files\/2026ShortPorchAngryTrollLoadedUSSSASlowpitchSoftballBat1.jpg?v=1787962998","url":"https:\/\/sportsperformancepark.shop\/products\/2026-short-porch-angry-troll-loaded-usssa-slowpitch-softball-bat","provider":"Sports Performance Park","version":"1.0","type":"link"}